2005 Growth Report

2005 Growth Report
	Handle	Photo	Quote
1	Mudhoney		"PLEASE NOTE THAT ONCE AGAIN THE STUD HAS GONE STRAIGHT TO STACHE. NO PUSSY LOOKING GOATEE. YOURS TRULY, MUD THE STUD "
2	PG		"This is the best Stachepede ever!"
3	Chez		"Have you come up with a quote for me yet?"
4	Jorge		"All year little kids have been coming up to me and asking "Jorge, what does it take to be a Stachepede MVP?" and I tell all my Stachemaniacs, Don't be an image hero, start your stache early, sacrifice through the embarrassment, say your prayers and take your vitamins.....At Stachepede 2005...whatcha gonna do, when Jorg's stache runs wild....WOO! P.S. - STICK IT"
5	Rickie		“I missed the first 5 years of stachepede, but had the balls in 2003 to finally grow one. Since then I am the happiest stache growin' man in town. Thanks PG & Cashe for pushing so hard. Jamie May and Rob Whitfield you're growing a stache whether you like it or not….."
6	Cashe		"I was out with Mudhoney on Saturday night. All I can say is OH MY GOD!"
7	Perk		"Is Whitfield growing a stache?"
8	Ben		"Big and fluffy. You have got to love the tickler. Hey, the bitch stole my whistle!!"
9	Phillip		"Young can be good, if you're just trying to get it."
10	Dink		"this rookie's just glad to be part of the team..."
11	Chow		"I'm gonna need a stache comb like Boomer (Dick DeLuca)."
12	Hash		"A recent survey shows that only 1% of women find staches sexy."
13	Grelowski		"I love tattooed hootchies. Just kidding."
14	Jill SHAVED		BANNED
15	Ham		"A slow start?..... Perhaps, but it only takes me a week to grow a good stache and looking at the competition I have little to worry about. P.S - Stick it!!!"
16	Smitty		"Al has offered his place for Wed night this week to make some plans while sipping on a couple brews. Does that work for you guys and if so what time? Cashe is PG a for sure or was it the booze talking on Friday night because Willis is looking into tickets and we need to know how many to order. Also on the agenda is Flights for Willis, Cashe & PG, car rentals, hotels in Vegas(?), Laughlin, Anaheim and dates in each place, tee times (when and where?) and supply of hangover pills!"
17	Hacksaw		"You can bang my sister through this bedsheet if I can watch. Jacob Hacksaw"
18	Dontrelle		"The biggest reason for me to grow a stache this year is to try and become the oldest stachepede rookie of the year ever."
19	Faddy SHAVED		BANNED
20	Horny G		"Beware of the Cinnamon Dog!"
21	Stan		"You jackpots can all eff off... Stan's stache is effing nails. Paris says it's hot. Stick it."
22	Puli		"Come on guys, let's get the fuck out of here?"
23	Chico		"i could shred cheese with this thing."
24	Maysie		"as a rookie I am looking forward to the opportunity to stand alongside some of my long time stachepede rookie heroes, Stan, Chez and Rickie.......just giver.......Stick it Faddy."
25	Peteski		"Can anyone say Rookie of the Year and MVP 2005?"
26	Lil' Ronnie		"I just wanted to say I am so pleased I was asked to participate in this years stachepede, I truly thought an opportunity like this would never come along, but now that it has I'm going to try my hardest to make everyone proud. I would just like to say a quick thanks to Rick for recruiting me, it means the world, and to my family for letting me live in their house even with this growing on my face, and last but not least the guys at work for standing by me when I always go home empty from the bar because all the girls are disgusted. Anyways thanks again and I will see you all soon."
27	Jon Turner SHAVED		BANNED
28	Maysie Sr.
29	Skener		"It has been a long time but I just can't resist the call of the stachepede. Chico, I know what you mean about grey in the beard, but I'm getting grey all over."
30	Bennett		"Four-time defending minor-league champion, looking to see what I can do in the bigs. A lot, it appears."
31	Jugo Jay		"How do you judge your stache? Top 5 attributes: shape, colour, thickness, body, and texture. If Stachepede was a book, we are in chapter one -- this event is huge..."
32	Slap Shot		Suspended Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.
33	Kick Ass Macho Dave		"I’m already feeling the stigma that goes with facial hair, small children run away and store owners watch me closely."
34	"Willie" Gault		Suspended Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.
35	AtoZ		Suspended Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.
36	Curran		Suspended Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.
37	Big Ham		Suspended Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.
38	Kosmo		Suspended Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.
39	Honcho SHAVED		BANNED
40	Lidell		Suspended Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.
41	Varga		" In Hungary, men and women grow moustaches in their spare time, just for fun. And guess what? I'm Hungarian, and the 2005 ROY is heading to the East."
42	Onion		"the rook has some fuzz which should get the beav riled up"
43	The Cat		Suspended Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.
44	Johnpaulo		" As a young rookie and brother in law to the famous... Ben .... It is a pleasure and absolute honor to prepare for the big day, my dreams and desires can only take me so far.... to be with the stachepede crew makes me all fuzzy inside - god bless and goodnight"
45	Simpy		" Its hard you know, day in day out with the stache. Knowing in a few days it is either put up or shut up. I want to finish my career with the title, this could be my last year and I’m gonna leave it all on the field of play. If things don’t work out, next year I may try Europe, there is a lot of opportunity there with my stache. I may also try Newfoundland, lots of staches there."
46	Jarrrryyyyyyyyy		" From the far reach of down under, the only thing I ever heard about canada was beavers, lumberjacks and stachepede, fair dinkum. To be here for this ripper snorter of an event really makes me feel as good as gold. Bloody Oath! What an honour it will be to drink a few brewskies over the barbie in true canadian style... with a stache."
47	Schneider		"Can you work on my quote?"
48	Hi-way		Suspended Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.
49	Juzzy		"The young gun, can he win rookie of the year? can he make it the whole day? can he even grow a stach in time? (and no that is not air brushed on)"
50	Pulp Mill		"Hoping this is where I send a Growth Started report....this stache sux ass but it's the best I could do! Happy Stachepede!"
51	Scovie		Suspended Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.
52	Von		"This young rookie is doing the best to foster growth from the land of the rising sun. He also hopes to brush up on his english in order to communicate with his fellow Stachepede Men as the big day arrives. Dream Out Loud! Amen Brother!"

Handle

Photo

Quote

Mudhoney

"PLEASE NOTE THAT ONCE AGAIN THE STUD HAS GONE STRAIGHT TO STACHE. NO PUSSY LOOKING GOATEE.
YOURS TRULY,
MUD THE STUD "

"This is the best Stachepede ever!"

Chez

"Have you come up with a quote for me yet?"

Jorge

"All year little kids have been coming up to me and asking "Jorge, what does it take to be a Stachepede MVP?" and I tell all my Stachemaniacs, Don't be an image hero, start your stache early, sacrifice through the embarrassment, say your prayers and take your vitamins.....At Stachepede 2005...whatcha gonna do, when Jorg's stache runs wild....WOO!

P.S. - STICK IT"

Rickie

“I missed the first 5 years of stachepede, but had the balls in 2003 to finally grow one. Since then I am the happiest stache growin' man in town.

Thanks PG & Cashe for pushing so hard. Jamie May and Rob Whitfield you're growing a stache whether you like it or not….."

Cashe

"I was out with Mudhoney on Saturday night. All I can say is OH MY GOD!"

Perk

"Is Whitfield growing a stache?"

Ben

"Big and fluffy. You have got to love the tickler. Hey, the bitch stole my whistle!!"

Phillip

"Young can be good, if you're just trying to get it."

Dink

"this rookie's just glad to be part of the team..."

Chow

"I'm gonna need a stache comb like Boomer (Dick DeLuca)."

Hash

"A recent survey shows that only 1% of women find staches sexy."

Grelowski

"I love tattooed hootchies. Just kidding."

Jill

SHAVED

BANNED

Ham

"A slow start?..... Perhaps, but it only takes me a week to grow a good stache and looking at the competition I have little to worry about.

P.S - Stick it!!!"

Smitty

"Al has offered his place for Wed night this week to make some plans while sipping on a couple brews. Does that work for you guys and if so what time? Cashe is PG a for sure or was it the booze talking on Friday night because Willis is looking into tickets and we need to know how many to order. Also on the agenda is Flights for Willis, Cashe & PG, car rentals, hotels in Vegas(?), Laughlin, Anaheim and dates in each place, tee times (when and where?) and supply of hangover pills!"

Hacksaw

"You can bang my sister through this bedsheet if I can watch.

Jacob Hacksaw"

Dontrelle

"The biggest reason for me to grow a stache this year is to try and become the oldest stachepede rookie of the year ever."

Faddy

SHAVED

BANNED

Horny G

"Beware of the Cinnamon Dog!"

Stan

"You jackpots can all eff off... Stan's stache is effing nails. Paris says it's hot.

Stick it."

Puli

"Come on guys, let's get the fuck out of here?"

Chico

"i could shred cheese with this thing."

Maysie

"as a rookie I am looking forward to the opportunity to stand alongside
some of my long time stachepede rookie heroes, Stan, Chez and Rickie.......just
giver.......Stick it Faddy."

Peteski

"Can anyone say Rookie of the Year and MVP 2005?"

Lil' Ronnie

"I just wanted to say I am so pleased I was asked to participate in this years stachepede, I truly thought an opportunity like this would never come along, but now that it has I'm going to try my hardest to make everyone proud. I would just like to say a quick thanks to Rick for recruiting me, it means the world, and to my family for letting me live in their house even with this growing on my face, and last but not least the guys at work for standing by me when I always go home empty from the bar because all the girls are disgusted. Anyways thanks again and I will see you all soon."

Jon Turner

SHAVED

BANNED

Maysie Sr.

Skener

"It has been a long time but I just can't resist the call of the stachepede.

Chico, I know what you mean about grey in the beard, but I'm getting
grey all over."

Bennett

"Four-time defending minor-league champion, looking to see what I can do in the bigs. A lot, it appears."

Jugo Jay

"How do you judge your stache? Top 5 attributes: shape, colour, thickness, body, and texture. If Stachepede was a book, we are in chapter one -- this event is huge..."

Slap Shot

Suspended

Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.

Kick Ass Macho Dave

"I’m already feeling the stigma that goes with facial hair, small children run away and store owners watch me closely."

"Willie" Gault

Suspended

Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.

AtoZ

Suspended

Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.

Curran

Suspended

Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.

Big Ham

Suspended

Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.

Kosmo

Suspended

Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.

Honcho

SHAVED

BANNED

Lidell

Suspended

Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.

Varga

" In Hungary, men and women grow moustaches in their spare time, just for fun. And guess what? I'm Hungarian, and the 2005 ROY is heading to the East."

Onion

"the rook has some fuzz which should get the beav riled up"

The Cat

Suspended

Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.

Johnpaulo

" As a young rookie and brother in law to the famous... Ben
.... It is a pleasure and absolute honor to prepare for the big day,
my dreams and desires can only take me so far.... to be with the
stachepede crew makes me all fuzzy inside - god bless and goodnight"

Simpy

" Its hard you know, day in day out with the stache. Knowing in a few days it is either put up or shut up. I want to finish my career with the title, this could be my last year and I’m gonna leave it all on the field of play. If things don’t work out, next year I may try Europe, there is a lot of opportunity there with my stache. I may also try Newfoundland, lots of staches there."

Jarrrryyyyyyyyy

" From the far reach of down under, the only thing I ever heard about
canada was beavers, lumberjacks and stachepede, fair dinkum. To be
here for this ripper snorter of an event really makes me feel as good
as gold. Bloody Oath! What an honour it will be to drink a few
brewskies over the barbie in true canadian style... with a stache."

Schneider

"Can you work on my quote?"

Hi-way

Suspended

Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.

Juzzy

"The young gun, can he win rookie of the year? can he make it the whole day? can he even grow a stach in time? (and no that is not air brushed on)"

Pulp Mill

"Hoping this is where I send a Growth Started report....this stache sux ass but it's the best I could do!

Happy Stachepede!"

Scovie

Suspended

Indefinitely suspended until he provides Stachepede with a photo proving that he's started.

Von

"This young rookie is doing the best to foster growth from the land of the rising sun. He also hopes to brush up on his english in order to communicate with his fellow Stachepede Men as the big day arrives. Dream Out Loud! Amen Brother!"